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Corporate espionage. Have you heard of it?

We at Davenport Land Police sure have. DLP is neither police, land-based, nor located in Davenport. It is a corporate espionage team.

Info

Davenport Land Police was founded by Lee Davenport. He remains the leader, and all employees must abide by his rules:

  1. No diving
  2. No unnecessary arson
  3. Wear socks

Policy

Every employee of DLP carries an Identification card. They must submit to being identified upon request.

Employees

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Contact

Davenport Land Police cannot be contacted. So stop trying.