Corporate espionage. Have you heard of it?
We at Davenport Land Police sure have. DLP is neither police, land-based, nor located in Davenport. It is a corporate espionage team.
Davenport Land Police was founded by Lee Davenport. He remains the leader, and all employees must abide by his rules:
- No diving
- No unnecessary arson
- Wear socks
Every employee of DLP carries an Identification card. They must submit to being identified upon request.
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Davenport Land Police cannot be contacted. So stop trying.